and there's this space station that was built remotely by machines and the astronauts can stay in it even though it has been just sitting up there untouched and - sure it's safe, stop asking questions. and ostensibly this mission is to get tantalum seventy-three from the moon, but really, REALLY - it is because some fucked-up shit happened there that was all covered up, and they want to see if it is still there. and to select three teenagers to accompany trained astronauts up there. So, NASA decides to go to the moon again. Important distinction: this is not a sci-fi novel,it is a horror novel set in space.Īnd it needs to be said: the premise of this book is bananas.

It is the book's responsibility to make me feel like what happens is a possibility, and this book did not do that. I can't for a single moment forget how dumb this premise is. And they're selecting KIDS and sending them up there with little to no training at all?! Throw in three kids and have them talk to each other when they're all from different countries?! Completely absurd. WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK?! In what universe is that even remotely possible?! It takes astronauts years and years of training, advanced degrees, physical and mental tests have to be passed in order to get chosen for a mission. The premise: NASA runs out of funding, so they decided to hold a publicity event to send some random ass 14-18 years old to the moon. That's what powers the imagination, the spark of possibility.Īs for this book, my book reaction is: BWAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOL ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME? Because there is no way in hell anything in this book is believable. In order for willing suspension of disbelief to happen, there has to be an iota of credibility, some tiny fragment that makes our mind say 'this could be true, there's a slight chance this might happen.' It sets up for the enjoyment of a book. It is a tool passively exercised by the reader to believe what we read in a book is within the realm of possibility. Let me talk to you for a moment about willing suspension of disbelief. It was hilariously, spectacularly, hysterically unbelievable.

In case I haven't made that quite clearĥ. Like what? Why? Where did that come from?Ĥ. Completely needless moment of romance where Mia and Antoine know each other for all of a few pages and all of a sudden kisses. You could skip to the last 15% of the book and know what you need to knowģ. 50% of the book is spent introducing us to the bratty and annoying Mia, the token Japanese girl (she's Japanese so she can tell scary Japanese stories), and the spectacularly unmemorable MiaĢ. Granted, we're only a few days into 2016, but the fact remains that this book is awful. This is the dumbest book I've read this year.

Darlah 172 hours on the moon